It's a nerd...it's a pain... No! It's...
the Man With the Disk Drive Head
a Pentium-powered Turing machine
The story so far:
After generations of indentured servitude at magazines such as PC World, Publish, and PC/Computing, ill-mannered editor Matt Lake came completely unglued. Fortunately, this made him an ideal candidate for life on the Web.
And so, after a further seventy years as founding editor of c|net's ghost town section Resources and former editorial site search.com, he bagged his day job, migrated East, and became a freelance writer.There, he fell in with two undercover writers who had spent the previous two decades perfecting the use of words as a lethal weapon. These two--Morgan Frew and Gil Bates--work secretly with Lake in nefarious ways.
Collectively, they became The Man With The Disk Drive Head. And why not?