While taxmen are taxingAnd priests are a bore
And bankers, exacting
And hard to ignore,
And judges and lawyers
Exist to cause grief
And taxicab drivers
Are hell sans relief.
While security night guards
Are really too strict
And the moods of policemen
Are hard to predict,
While train drivers are strange
And bus drivers are worse
The men who sell tickets
Are widely diverse.
While managers bully
And waiters will sniff
And laundrymen leave
All your shirtcollars stiff,
While all these professions
Have habits that cloy,
Pedants and editors
Are easy to annoy